Hulk Hogan, Ramsay Bolton, Lucifer Invited To WWE Monday Night Raw To Honor Gene Okerlund

WWE Hall of Famer “Mean” Gene Okerlund died on January 2, 2019, a few weeks after suffering a terrible fall in December. Several celebrities lauded Mean Gene’s influence on the industry and expressed their affection for the wrestling legend.

Earlier this week, WWE announced that reformed racist and minuteman wife “boink-er” Hulk Hogan will commemorate the life of Okerlund on Monday Night Raw. Hulk Hogan, the guy who said he hates all black people while “boink-ing” his best friend’s wife in 2007, is just one of the several controversial decisions WWE has made in the past few months. Wrestling fans have been vocal about their frustrations with WWE events, most notably being Crown Jewel (which also featured incestuous sunscreen enthusiast Hulk Hogan) and the very real, totally not fake WWE 2k19 Live in Latveria: Jim Crow Genocie X with dictator Dr. Doom (on infoSports Now! Youtube channel).

WWE doubled down by inviting Ramsay Bolton, Thanos, Kanye West, and Lucifer himself to Monday Night Raw. When Bolton was asked about the appearance, he told reporters, “Vince is an admirer of mine.” Bolton stated. “I hear Gene was a good man and WWE can’t let their fans enjoy anything, so they invited me to make Hulk look like less of a villain. Plus I really want to f*** Brooke then flay her afterwards. But Hulk told me he had dibs already. Then again, the fans have already been flayed by this program… so I guess I’m content.”

Lucifer sent a tweet declining the invitation, succinctly stating, “No, Raw sucks. My name has been sullied enough and I have an eternity to hang out with Hulk Hogan.”