Amid the recent quarterback woes, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers need a solution. In an improbable move, Tampa Bay GM Jason Licht announced his intentions to sign all-star dueler Seto Kaiba of Domino City. Although Kaiba would be the quarterback on paper, the Bucs would have him immediately summon the behemoth Blue Eyes White Dragon to line up under center. Although Kaiba has way more powerful monsters in his duel deck, he fully intends to only play Blue Eyes because “I’m a Duel Monsters master and it’s f***ing Blue Eyes. Screw the rules, first down!”

Head Coach Dirk Koetter praised the possibility of the signing, stating in a phone interview; “I’m not really sure what a Kaiba or a Yugi is, but Blue Eyes can’t be less athletic than Ryan Fitzpatrick and definitely can’t be dumber than Jameis. Plus Blue Eyes White Dragon is like a 20 foot dragon, I smell touchdowns.”

Upon hearing that Blue Eyes White Dragon is a hologram from Kaiba’s duel deck, Koetter replied, “Your face is a hologram from a duel deck.”

The Buccaneers play Washington this Sunday in Tampa.