The Next Kentucky Wildcat is... ... Lebron?!

Calipari looking for the next cheeseburger.

Kentucky Wildcats coach John Calipari has been marginally successful during his tenure in Lexington. Kentucky has only one NCAA Basketball Title in the past nine seasons. Calipari has been known to be a superb recruiter, and now he has his sights on another 5 star talent… Lebron James.

“I always thought I could just pay players to come here and easily win games, but coaching is harder than you think. Lebron has not played in college yet, so I figure let’s bring him here and we can cry about that charging foul call together.” Calipari said in a phone interview. When asked if he knew that Lebron was ineligible due to already being in the NBA, Calipari fired back saying, “Your face is ineligible.”

Kentucky opens their season against the Duke Blue Devils on November 6th.