Bringing the truthiest news (satire) can be exhausting. Especially with so many boring teams in the omniverse. So the ISN crew spent all morning looking up sports logos we wish were real and put the best ones on this list. If you have anything to add, leave it in the comment section.

1.

This is just so sweet. Although Master Splinter is a raging leftist, even I can appreciate all the hard work the Turtles did to fight socialism (don’t fact check that).

- Kipp

2.

We don’t know how or why… but YES! Must be the new Ole Miss logo since they can’t make up their minds.

- Muscadine Betty

3.

A gang of wookies in a hockey ring is instant money. Then again, they’d probably change the rules to benefit human players, but it would still be fun to watch.

- Crazy Caleb

4.

I don’t care what sport it is, a team full of predators will f*** up your defense. Bring a poncho, it’s gonna be bloody.

- Garland

5.

The Koopas would be a great football team. Can you imagine how big the offensive line would be? Stealing all the princesses and cheerleaders? Oh yeah, the NFL would be lit.

- Ana Wilson Beth

6.

The only way possible for anyone to enjoy Lebron is to have Pokemon added to the mix! Because just like Gengar, Lebron is poison type, since he’s a disease to the NBA.

- Kal Cutler

7.

Real funny, Darth Sharon. Leave it to a racially ambiguous mage to include something like this on our list. Look at this insensitivity! We would never do this to any other race or group of people (again, don’t fact check that).

- Kipp

8.

Can you imagine going to a basketball game but also getting a N.W.A. concert? Or Ice Cube with a mic in hand during every play? Even Kipp and Garland love it. Pass me the ‘yak! (I don’t regret submitting #7).

- Darth Sharon

9.

It makes me think of a simpler time. Specifically, over 541 million years ago before humans ruined everything with our wars, littering, mumble rap, and Toby Keith. Then again, there was no Wifi back then so it probably wasn’t that great. (Also, you can buy the shirt from Amorphia here)

- Izzy of the Forest