Leaked Rumored Match Card For WWE Jim Crow Genocide 2 in Dr. Doom's Latveria

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Earlier today, several sources leaked the rumored plans for WWE Jim Crow Genocide 2: We Also Hate Women And Jews. With Roman Reigns taking a leave of absence, Vince McMahon and the WWE writing staff have been clamoring to rewrite long term plans. After the abject disaster that was Crown Jewel, it appears they haven’t learned their lesson. Here is the rumored match card for JCG2:

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match - Triple Threat
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Triple H and Shawn Michaels

WWE Raw Women’s Championship Match
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Stephanie McMahon, The Undertaker, and Kane

WWE Smackdown Women’s Championship Match with Special Guest Referee Ric Flair
Becky Lynch (c) after playing a “game” with Jigsaw vs. Charlotte Flair and Captain Marvel (if Marvel pins Becky, Charlotte still gets the title)

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Match
The Nasty Boys vs. Kevin Nash, Triple H, and whatever is left of Scott Hall

WWE Championship Match - Last Racist Standing Match
AJ Styles (c) vs. Hulk Hogan and Triple H (winner has to produce tangible evidence of past racial insensitivity and bigotry, competitor with the most proof wins)

Casket Match (Last one to get buried wins)
Bobby Roode vs. Shinsake Nakamura vs. Asuka vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Braun Strowman (give it time, trust me) vs. sANiTy vs. Rusev

WWE Universal Championship Match
Brock Lesnar (if he shows up) vs. Roman Reigns (why Vince?) vs. Triple H (if Roman and Brock don’t show up, Triple H automatically wins)

Bella on a Pole Match
John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan


Also, there is one more controversy surrounding the event. You might have noticed there are no black or brown people on the card… that’s because they are not allowed to enter Latveria since Dr. Doom only gives rights to people of Romani descent. Therefore, all non-European looking individuals have to cover their faces with chalk and drink lye upon entering the country. WWE has no comment at this time.

Oh, and all the female talent are forced to have an orgy with Dr. Doom and Vince McMahon per contractual obligations.