Hulk Hogan To Appear At WWE Crown Jewel; Kim Jong Un, Ramsay Bolton, Thanos Also Invited

5 of 6 in this picture have taken a Stone Cold Stunner at least once.

WWE has endured plenty of chaos over the past several weeks. The devastating news of WWE Universal Champion Roman Reigns vacating the title for a long battle with leukemia was difficult for the fans to swallow. Then, Vince McMahon decided to keep the pay per view WWE Crown Jewel on as scheduled due to “contractual obligations” [via WrestlingInc], further upsetting the fan base that the company vehemently maintains they “listen to”.

Since the murder of an U.S. resident and Saudi national across international lines by a dictatorship isn’t reprehensible enough, WWE decided to up the ante by adding racism to the list of detestable acts they’ll overlook. It was confirmed earlier today that semi-retired racist Hulk Hogan is advertised for WWE Crown Jewel.

During a phone interview with WWTF, Vince McMahon offered an interesting explanation for the move, stating: “Look. You gotta understand. They just gave me so money. I told the fans already, I tell them what they like. And right now, they like blood money, murder, racists, and bigots. Half of them voted for Trump anyway so that’s nothing new for that group of fans. And while I’m here, I invited Kim Jong Un because Donald told me to. But as for Ramsay, I love Ramsay. What’s wrong with stripping peasant women nude then hunting them down in a forest for sport? He only flayed the rude ones while they were still breathing. That turns me on more than my own daughter, god dammit! And well you gotta have Thanos. Hopefully I can buy my way into the half of the population that isn’t vanquished.”

After the interview, McMahon announced December’s event in Dr. Doom’s Latveria will be renamed from WWE Greed and Oppression to WWE Jim Crow Genocide 2: We Also Hate Women and Jews!

Update: 3:59pm CST - WWE quietly removed Hogan from their “Events” listing at some point today. Less than 24 hours after posting it.