Rumors: Jake Paul vs Street Fighter's Balrog?!

Part-time semi-pro Boxer, full-time jerk Jake Paul and his camp are eyeing potential opponents for his next fight. One person being considered is Street Fighter’s Balrog. However, Paul’s camp seems less than enthusiastic about a potential bout involving the Street fighter legend.

“I just want to be clear, I’m not afraid of anyone,” Paul stated to a local reporter, “but didn’t Balrog once kill a man in the ring? He’s all about money, women, and gambling, who goes against my moral compass ya know. So I have to consider all of those things before accepting a fight with a person who was made in Mike Tyson’s likeness and fighting prowess. So it’s about integrity, and not the likely chances of brain hemorrhaging or death with every left hook or half-circle + A.”

Balrog is also known as M. Bison in Japan. He has a history of being short-tempered, sadistic, careless, and irresponsibly violent. Allegedly born in 1968, the 53? year old veteran once killed a man during a boxing match.

When Paul (6’1”, 188 lbs) was notified of Balrog’s measurements, Paul briefly shuddered. After quickly regaining his composure, he told reporters, “I’m sorry did you say 6’6”? Tyson was only 5’11. Why does Balrog’s wiki say 225 OR 298 POUNDS?! That’s kind of f***ing important! I’m only doing this for money, not for like competition or anything. You know think I’m gonna get in the ring with someone who can kill me? That’s why I’m not fighting any professionals in the first place!”

As of now, it doesn’t appear Paul will accept the fight against Balrog.