Hulk Hogan Attempts to Use Creative Control to 'Go Over' Trump in 2020 Election

The face you make after eating 6 fajita burritos…

Retired wrestling legend and semi-retired racist Hulk Hogan announced he’s running for President in 2020. Hogan went to the White House and attempted to use his “creative control” to book himself to “go over” President Trump in 2020. Hogan famously has used his creative control on several occasions to change the outcomes of wrestling matches in his favor (ex. 1990 Royal Rumble where he booked himself to win instead of Mr. Perfect right before the match began).

The Hulkster took to Facebook to address the 2020 Republican National Convention and work his backstage politics on the American people. “Let me tell you something Mean Gene,” Hogan shouted to the camera with no sight of Gene Okerlund. “I’m just as good as Trump, brother. I can lie just as good as he can, dude. What makes him better than me? I also hate minorities and want to sleep with my daughter brother… brother. I’m way better at being stupid than he is, brother. No one will believe anyone can beat the the Hulkster brother, just ask Sting or the Big Show. I should be put over brother. Cause brother, this country will brother the brother, dudes. I apologized to the blacks already, brother. Pythons, brother… in my pants, dude.”

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders briefly addressed Hogan’s comments during a press briefing yesterday, saying “The President already spoke on this. He doesn’t know who Hulk Hogan is, and I’ve never heard of him either. You must be insane if you think Hulk Hogan is real. But the President does know his daughter Brooke, and I can preemptively confirm that he did not pay her off or have an affair with her probably, definitely, but maybe.”