Russell Wilson Vows to Kneel During Games Until Seahawks Get Better O Line

Wilson, #3, most likely running for his damn life…

Seattle Seahawks QB Russell Wilson announced earlier today he will start kneeling during Seahawks games to raise awareness… about his crappy offensive line. Wilson, 29, won the Superbowl in 2013 with Seattle, but has had marginal playoff success in recent years.

Wilson was asked why he made this decision, he told WWTF, “Did you see that game against Chicago last Sunday? I thought I was the mascot for Little Big Planet because my name was Sack Boy. I was sacked 6 times. 6 times, David! A fire hydrant could have been the linebacker and it still would have gotten in the pocket in under 1.3 seconds.” Seattle lost to the Chicago Bears 24-17 on Sunday.

In a tweet yesterday afternoon, Wilson continued to vent his frustrations: “By kneeling during every play, I’ll avoid the inevitable hit from the opposing defensive end. I want to prolong my career but I don’t need this job. I got Ciara at home pimpin’. Ciara! I demand the GM get me a better O line, or every team we face will continue to knock the goodies outta me.”

Seattle will play the Dallas Cowboys this upcoming Sunday.