Moon Landing Denier Steph Curry Also Thinks Plants "Ain't Alive", Describes "Tree Sex"

Well at least one landing is definitely happening here…

The latest NBA player to join Kyrie Irving in conspiracy crazytown is 2-time MVP Steph Curry, who recently stated on Altanta Hawks teammates Vince Carter and Kent Bazemore’s Winging It podcast, that man has not stepped foot on the moon. Curry, along with Warriors teammate Andre Iguodala, denied the moon landing ever happened. This led to legions of people with high school educations to post-college degrees to tell the NBA champion that he’s dead wrong.

However, yesterday afternoon, not only Curry double down on denying the moon landing, Steph also told reporters that science is “bogus” and plants aren’t living organisms. “Man, look how stupid y’all is, man,” the 3-time NBA champion said. “Plants ain’t alive, bruh. Y’all gonna try to tell me they reproduce? Trees ain’t f***ing, dog. How does a tree f***? Like us? Only in missionary position for 3-4 minutes with their wives, then for another 10 minutes in a car with a mistress? That’s the only way I’ve ever heard of having sex and I know trees ain’t doing that! I’m not saying trees aren’t sexy and not worthy to get boned from time to time. I’m just saying they ain’t alive so you don’t need consent to dick down a tree.”

After 3 minutes of uncomfortable silence, the late Stephen Hawking’s hologram appeared from thin air to chime in on Curry’s revelation. “What the hell is wrong with you?” the deceased physicist asked. “This is what happens when money robs your ability to think for yourself. Success does not translate to the justification of your opinions solely as a result of your achievements. Wait, you’re an idiot, let me rephrase that. Just because you are successful, doesn’t mean you are correct. We’ve been to the moon. Plants can do homeostasis, have structural organization, metabolize through photosynthesis, reproduce, adapt, and respond to stimuli. That’s called a living thing… unlike your brain, which is dead. More dead than me, mind you. And I’m literally in a casket right now!”

Upon seeing the hologram, Curry said he didn’t believe Hawking was dead, and that all humans are holograms of themselves animated through “Buddha’s cheesecake.”