Trump Blames Camp Fire On Steph Curry, NBA Jam; "I Told You He's On Fire"

The Camp Fire has devastated different parts of California over the past few weeks. President Trump visited Paradise, California yesterday and was taken aback by the accumulated damage. However, when asked how the fire started, the President had an interesting take:

“Wow. I can’t believe this.” Trump said. “You know, I’ve heard that fires are very hot. Most people don’t know that, but they are. Fires can be bigly hot. But I think you have to look at Steph Curry. Especially when he’s in NBA Jam, because I told you ‘he’s on fire’. I saw him play against the Spurs on Sunday, and he was completely reckless out there. Draining 3’s, irresponsibly crossing people over, I mean the NBA should really consider looking at their pass interference rule. I’m no fan of the Spurs, but I hear that David Robinson played some really good defense on Steph. Held him to what— 3 or 4 tackles in the paint? Did I mention I beat Hillary in the election? You know, all fires in general are Hillary supporters. Forest fires, house fires, bonfires, electrical fires, chemical fires, Starfire, Sunfire, Firestorm, Johnny Storm, Aang… all of them voted illegally over 16 billion times.”

A reporter later asked President Trump if he knew Steph Curry had been injured and didn’t play any games for the past two weeks, Trump responded saying, “Of course I know that. You think I don’t know. I watch plenty of Fox and Friends on TNT. Charles Barkley is a very close friend of mine. I loved seeing him play at TC Williams High School. I hear that Denzel Washington is an amazing lacrosse coach. Maybe he and myself should stop the fires here. I already called our new Supreme Fire Chief Dhalsim and Deputy Water Expert Scorpion for backup. They have plenty of experience with fire in the Netherrealm and should be able to put it out very quickly.”