ISN! Jersey Watch: Possible Steelers Throwback?

credit: www.sportslogos.net

credit: www.sportslogos.net

According to sportslogos.net, the Pittsburgh Steelers might whip out this bad boy from 1932 for their throwback uniform this season. Naturally, ISN! Jersey Watch decided to grade this… um… jersey with the truthiest objectivity.

Anna Wilson Beth Muirfield:
Style: 4/10 - It really catches the eye… with a rock or pebble or something like that. It looks like a soccer kit, and that’s kinda cool.
Color Scheme: 5/10 - Black and yellow? Black and gold? Those colors always mesh well together.
Overall: 4.5/10 - It’s not the worst jersey I’ve ever seen, which is unfortunate. I would give it a much higher grade if it were an absolute train wreck. But since it isn’t, 4.5.


Kipp Cutler:
Style: 6/10 - I always rock vertical stripes and I love ambiguous tan for the pants. I’m not sure what color that is, but it looks like nougat.
Color Scheme 3/10 - Everyone hates black and yellow. Don’t fact check that. I’m almost positive there’s a song by Mia Khalifa about how much she hates that color scheme. 3 points for the ambiguous tan though!
Overall: 5/10 - I’d wear it. Throw it on with some Dockers and your favorite pair of Asics. Then watch how all the honeys at the Bridge Club turn their heads.

Darth Sharon:
Style: 2/10 - Cuz he look like a sick bumblebee and the castle shit on the front is waaaay too busy.
Color Scheme: 5/10 - The color scheme is 5/10 if it’s gold and black because that’s a classic combo everyone can get down with. If it’s mustard yellow then it’s a 3/10 because black and yellow is only good for that one song. And yellow is so happy and black is depressing so it’s like they’re going for mediocrity in the middle.
Overall: 3/10 - Overall it looks like whoever designed it had already given up on the team winning due to skill or talent and decided to create a uniform for the sole purpose of distracting the opposing team in attempts to win a game.